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I shouldn’t publish headlines like that. I’m in no way suicidal. And I don’t want to be “suicided.” Although I will say. This might be too doxy, but I’ll say it because I just asked the robot and this could have happened in any number of places: I got stung by a scorpion last week....
Source: The Unz Review
Original URL: https://www.unz.com/aanglin/yes-sir-i-am-unfortunately-still-alive/