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Tom Brady Suspected Of Taking Performance-Enhancing Metamucil

February 7, 2021 News Links The Babylon Bee 0

TAMPA, FL—Scandal is once again rocking the NFL on Super Bowl Sunday after accusations surfaced that Tampa Bay Buccaneer Quarterback Tom Brady has been taking performance-enhancing Metamucil.

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