Pharaoh Blames Plague Of Locusts, Water Turning To Blood On Climate Change

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PI RAMESSE—In a press conference today, the divine ruler of Egypt confirmed what many feared: the locusts and the Nile River turning to blood—plagues that have tormented the nation for several weeks—are likely the result of climate change. 

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