Some say conservatives aren’t fashionable, but we know better.
Apropos, I’m pleased to present a fabulous new fabric’d foray for the stunningly stylish among you.
For those who fancy the finer things — superior sedans, jet-setting jewelry, a punishingly-priced pinot noir — comes an article of clothing so colossal it costs more than a Mac — computer, not cosmetics.
Go-getters, I give you Gucci’s new dress.
The company’s website whets your wide-walleted whistle:
Inspired by grunge looks from the ‘90s and styled over ripped denim pants, this tartan smock in delicate colors reflects the idea of fluidity explored for the Fall Winter 2020 fashion show…
It’s a killer cutiepie:
- Orange and beige tartan cotton
- Satin bow at the waist
- Mother of pearl buttons
- Smock embroidery
- Contrast Peter Pan collar
- Short sleeves
- Button front
- 100% cotton
- Made in Italy
Are you ready to wow the world? If you’re size 42 IT or 44 IT, it’s a click away.
And the grand garb can be grabbed to the tuba-low tune of $2,600.
The contrast Peter Pan collar and smock embroidery on the front add a childhood inspired element, which ties to a recurrent theme of the collection. Pieces with versatile ways to wear and style embrace each person who is part of the House’s individual spirit.
For your holiday shopping lists: https://t.co/uVts1nzdB8
— Larry Fellows (@LarryFellows4) September 25, 2020
And not only will you drip dreaminess in the dress, you’ll sock it to society.
Gucci details the damage:
[The dress] reflects the idea of fluidity explored for the Fall Winter 2020 fashion show, disrupting the toxic stereotypes that mold masculine gender identity.
That’s right, ladies and gents: The doll dressing is a makeover for misters.
Soon, your toxic masculinity will melt away thanks to a hot hybrid of pretty and plaid.
And it’s just in time for the election: Amid a shutdown courting chaos, as violence vaults us near martial law, Americans are fearfully fancifying their firearms.
Many a man is gearing up his “Gucci Glock”:
New Glock, who dis? 🤔@80percentarms G19 size blaster is ready for the range. Stay tuned 🤙🏽
.#80percentlower #80percentarms #g19 #gucci #opticscut #glock #NotAGlock #CastingDock pic.twitter.com/5IJyo1PTc9
— Mrgunsngear (@Mrgunsngear) September 23, 2020
Want to win a Gucci Glock? Well click below and get your chance to win one. Click Click Clickhttps://t.co/pNySM59I1U
— KyloRenThaBoss(Jake) (@Michaelingram84) September 17, 2020
The Gucci glock pic.twitter.com/L1dl2Uah7m
— taylor (@tayIormjohnson) December 15, 2018
I’m Latino and I open carry a Gucci’d out Glock 43 Pam. You gonna call the cops on me because of my skin or my fabulous piece that’s sitting in a holster doing nothing but triggering you? 🌝 pic.twitter.com/GqeVIbh6xN
— Boogaloo (@Boogalo77401498) September 9, 2019
Bunch that boomstick with its same-brand gregarious garment, and you’ve got greatness.
You’ll be hot a six-shooter as you savor the smell of revolution. You and your pistol will pew-pew as you strut your stuff down Main Street, you terminally orange tart.
And for those of you envious and armed but insolvent, take heart: I’m sure you and your gun — and your dress — will be on target in no time:
Don’t worry, guys, there’ll be a knockoff at Target by the spring!
— Nan Hayworth, M.D. (@NanHayworth) September 25, 2020
Carry on, fashionistas.
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