More Jedi Refusing To Take Vaccine After Rumor It May Decrease Midichlorian Counts

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CORUSCANT—According to sources within the Coruscant Health Administration (CHA), Jedi knights are increasingly refusing to get vaccinated from a galactic plague after a viral data tape rumor that they may contribute to decreasing midichlorian counts in men. 

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