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WASHINGTON, D.C.—The man who strongly implied half the nation were racist, Nazi, white supremacists for the entire presidential campaign has called for the nation to Read More

Kamala Harris is one of the most beloved and influential figures in American history. In addition to becoming America's first female Vice President of color, she Read More

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a brutal press conference this morning, courageous journalists asked hard-hitting questions of the incoming administration. In one particularly tense interview, Press Secretary Jen Read More

HELL—Satan, ruler of demons, upon hearing that stimulus funds are being given out freely to struggling individuals, businesses, and foreign countries, has sought to acquire Read More

CHICAGO, IL—Local churchgoer Casey Martino is frantically thumbing through his Bible, desperately looking for that one verse where Jesus commands his followers to "always be Read More

You may think America is a deeply divided nation, but you're wrong! Americans actually have a ton in common, and we're gonna prove it to Read More

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Joe Biden signed an executive order this morning granting citizenship to everyone who voted for him. The post Biden Grants Citizenship To Everyone Who Read More

AUSTIN, TX—In his most recent round of new COVID guidelines for Texas, Governor Greg Abbott has announced any new arrivals from California must quarantine for Read More

WASHINGTON, D.C.—There have been rumors that, due to Biden’s advanced age, he wears an earpiece where staff can constantly feed him instructions for his daily Read More