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U.S.—"When the pandemic is over and the government lets us stop wearing masks, I'm gonna do so much stuff," said Carl Landon to a friend Read More

WASHINGTON, D.C.—By executive order today, Joe Biden has banned all high-capacity assault stairs. Any stair with over 30 steps is considered high-capacity and must be Read More

SACRAMENTO, CA—At a press conference outside the capitol building yesterday, likely gubernatorial candidate Caitlyn Jenner announced a plan to save California money by only making Read More

Here at The Babylon Bee we understand how tricky it can be to pick up your Bible and read it, so that’s why we put Read More

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After an uproar from Georgia small businesses over MLB boycotting their state, many are demanding answers from President Biden who allegedly encouraged the boycott.  The Read More

U.S.—In the latest issue of Captain America from Marvel Comics, Steve Rogers goes down the rabbit hole after binging Red Skull’s popular new YouTube channel. Red Skull Read More

PORTLAND, OR—Local man Emad Rahim had an enjoyable night with his friends at his local board game cafe last evening, playing some introductory games like Lords Read More

GREENVILLE, DE—President Biden has forcefully denounced a local McDonald's ice-cream machine that isn't working as "Jim Crow times a million."  The post ‘This Is Jim Read More

Godzilla vs. Kong (2021) The post Review: ‘Godzilla Vs. Kong’ Is Fun — But What Does It Do For Minorities, Immigrants, And The LGBTQ+ Community? Read More

JERUSALEM—The risen Jesus is being roundly criticized in the media after it was discovered he left the tomb without his face covering.  The post Jesus Criticized Read More